“A scarlet steam engine was waiting next to a platform  packed with people. A sign overhead said Hogwarts Express, eleven o’clock. Harry looked behind him and saw a wrought-iron archway where the barrier had been, with  the words Platform Nine and Three-Quarters on it.
      Smoke from the engine drifted over the heads of the chattering crowd, while cats of every color wound here and there between their legs. Owls hooted to one another in a disgruntled sort of way over the babble and the scraping of heavy trunks.”

    Happy September 1st, y’all!

    (Source: stannisbarathcon, via siriuslybellatrix)

    gibbi:

    rebelyell101:

    lambency:

    Oh man what I love about this scene is they actually recruited Disney Animators for this one sequence.  The animators were thrilled to be able to do it and the producers for Family Guy were just BLOWN away at the length of detail the animators put in to this one sequence.

    This is amazing

    Whoa

    (via sythonate)

    1st September the Hogwarts Express leaves London at precisely eleven o’clock in the morning, and arrives at Hogsmeade Station sometime after nightfall.

    (Source: emmawathson, via siriuslybellatrix)

  1. awkward-fallen-angel:

    rustboro-city:

    hailhydrangeas:

    visual-hana:

    comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

    this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

    having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

    optimus prime

    (via super-psychotic)

  2. solluxcraptor:

    "you’re too cute to be single!"

    then date me

    (via super-psychotic)

    cedricdigory:

    Have a nice ride back home!

    (via siriuslybellatrix)

  3. love-the-avenger:

    pennyessayist:

    is-doitsu-an-instrument:

    bedussey:

    THERES ALWAYS THAT ONE SHIP

    YOU CAN TOLERATE EVERY OTHER FUCKING SHIP IN THE WORLD

    BUT THAT ONE

    FUCKING

    SHIP

    MAKES YOU SO ANGRY THAT YOU CANT HANDLE IT AND YOU WANT TO TURN INTO THE HULK THROW BRICKS AT YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN WHENEVER YOU SEE IT

    yeah i didn’t like titanic either

    i was gonna reblog anyways but that titanic comment just made this 10x better

    is that you balthazar

    omg it me

    (via super-psychotic)

  4. slayboybunny:

    girls are amazing

    (via super-psychotic)

  5. seanbeanisaredshirt:

    harokissmile:

    ksteeno:

    spoookyscary:

    After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

    The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

    The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

    Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

    Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

    When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

    Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

    what did i just read

    Irish women are strong as fuck

    I’m Irish and I can conclude that we are motherfucking metal

    (via sythonate)